I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.
WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA
this is actually so funny
i used to have to sell this garbage when i worked at iparty, and i never fucking understood it. now i understand it even less.
Hey America, you can’t fool us. It was the people who dedicated themselves against your corporate interests that got us 8 hour work days and 5 day work weeks. It wasn’t you. In fact, your “labor day” is a scam to convince us to settle where we are. Over the years since its development our work days and hours have increased and our unions have been broken. America, your interest was never in giving us anything. It was in silencing us.